Testosterone HRT!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within my bedroom!? All I wanna do is *gunshot* *gunshot* *cash register sound* get swole ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ


A very sincere and heartfelt shitpost about a guy doing his first shot of HRT, developed for Only One of Any Asset VN Jam 2023. Contains:

  • 923 words
  • 1 ending (it's a dialogue loop, the game is not broken)
  • discussions of needles (not visually depicted)
  • original art & music
  • voice acting
  • boys who kiss their homies good night
  • good vibes
  • homoeroticism
  • bruh

To play, click the left area of the screen or press Space or Enter to proceed with dialogue. The chat window to the right will automatically play messages after a certain amount of time.

Please note: the browser build was tested on Desktop Firefox, so audio may not play on other browsers (Chrome). If audio does not play properly, we recommend downloading the build corresponding to your OS.

RoleNameWebsite
Project Lead, Writer
BáiYùtofu.rocks
Story Consultant
Tobias Moore
N/A
Character Artistfoxinroundlinktree
UI Artist
MysteryCorgiitch.io
Voice of "72CollectiveChairs"
Sterling Barbett
IMDB
MusicSuperBiasedGaryitch.io
SFX Asset
Eric MatyasSoundImage
Framework & Programming Assistance
robobarbiecarrd.co, itch.io

Version 1.01 was uploaded on August 12, 2023.

StatusReleased
PlatformsWindows, macOS, Linux, Android, HTML5
Rating
Rated 4.8 out of 5 stars
(69 total ratings)
Authortofurocks
GenreVisual Novel
Made withRen'Py
TagsBoys' Love, Casual, Comedy, Cute, Funny, Gay, LGBT, LGBTQIA, Queer, Transgender
Average sessionA few minutes
LanguagesEnglish
InputsKeyboard, Mouse, Smartphone
AccessibilitySubtitles, One button

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Version 1.01
com.tofurocks.hrtsim2023.apk 48 MB
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silly and sweet, ngl made me tear up a bit

fun and silly but also comforting. me and the boys fr

This was great !! Thank you for this neat game !!!

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So cute and wholesome. 😁

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my needle phobia ass relates SO MUCH to this game

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bruh

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i have a friend that actually accidental overdosed on t. also u got the dc talks down . fave

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this was great! almost made me tear up ngl, i wanna join their gc 

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bruh

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This was incredible and so wholesome, bruh. Good job.

Had the same issue Gwen mentions below, but it did not detract from any of the enjoyment.

Also... Minecraft 👀

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Funny and honest. The internet friends sound just like everyone's actual internet friends. Great job on the voice acting as well. The only issue for me was the text wasn't scrolling down all the way so I'd hear the voice line before I saw the line it was responding to.

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bruh

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AHH I love this, it's so sweet and fun to read! The voice acting and the way it's put together are all really nice too.

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yippeee

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he just like me fr

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This game is so good!!! very wholesome and very funny I really loved the layout you chose and I was especially impressed by your use of cropping the background to make everyone's chat icons, so smart!

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bruh

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bruh

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bro this is the opposite of a shitpost. high quality, relatable, and funny as hell. amazing job!!

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BIGGEST YEAAAAAAAHH BOOOOOIIII!! truly a bro squad!! this was so funny!!! awesome game!! :D

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I laughed out loud during some of the parts. This is...too real